she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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