yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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