But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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