i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
last night I used snow as a chaser
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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