i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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