So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
handjob tips. give me some.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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