She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I would ride that face into the sunset
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
