So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Randomize
