i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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