no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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