I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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