College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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