If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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