break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Me too!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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