Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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