It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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