All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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