MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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