Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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