i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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