how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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