There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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