Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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