So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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