i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
