Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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