She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
