I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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