no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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