will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.