Cold hands, warm shart.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!