Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.