Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude