if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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