come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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