I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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