i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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