I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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