i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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