what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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