ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My vagina is very pro this idea
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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