I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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