I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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