HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I have feelings that need drinking.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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