What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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