the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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