one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Randomize
