Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
