is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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