We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can't turn off my feet"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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