Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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