and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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