Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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