My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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