you would pick up someone in the library
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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