My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
being pregnant is like rehab
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Dicks are not precious.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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