Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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